
I revel in your tears, Mr. Bryant. Revel.
This has not been the start most Kings fans have envisioned, especially after a great win to start the season. Three straight losses that haven't even really been close going into a grueling stretch. I am glad to say goodbye to 2011, because it sucked.

The Good:
1. The Home Opener
What a great way to start the season. Against the Lakers, at home, and with a win in a sellout. Eight months ago, very few people thought this day would come, yet it did. The team put together one of the best 48-minute stretches I've seen them play in a couple years on both ends of the court, and the result was that the team was in control the entire game. I also thought the blackout was a lot of fun, and while there were the usual Lakers fans there, there weren't nearly as many as in years past. It was also the first Lakers-Kings game I've ever been to, and when Marcus hit the dagger with a minute left, it just added to my joy to see a slow trickle of yellow shirts and jerseys leaving the stands. Just a fun, fun game.
2. Marcus Thornton
See Player of the Week
3. Chuck Hayes
Chuck is definitely still getting into game shape, but he's been great on the defensive end and the glass so far. Unfortunately, we can't put Chuck's passion and defensive knowledge in all of our players, but he's looking like a good pick up so far.
4. Getting to the Line
Even though the Kings haven't been making them, they've been doing a good job of actually getting to the line, averaging 33 FTA a game.
5. Halfcourt Defense
The New York game proved we still have a lot of work to do to become a good defensive team, but I thought that in the three other games, our defense in the halfcourt was much improved from years past. Chuck Hayes has been a nice presence there, and DeMarcus is doing a phenomenal job at establishing position for charges.
6. The Rookie Guards
Aside from the New York game where Jimmer was missing everything he jacked up, I thought he showed steady improvement over the first three games, appearing more and more confident. Isaiah has been a breath of fresh air at times and probably should be playing more (even if it comes at the cost of Jimmer time). He's even proven to be an asset on the defensive end, having been called to guard Kobe and Rose at times, and being somewhat effective while doing it. I also love the fast pace tempo he sets. Some of our more "experienced" players could do by following Isaiah's example.
7. Jason Thompson and a little bit of J.J. Hickson
So far, the backup bench big minutes have been filled by JT and JJ. Jason has been the most effective to date offensively and defensively, while JJ has done a better job mopping up on the glass. Neither one has really stood out yet, but I'd have to give the edge right now to JT.
The Bad:
1. The Small Forward position
I don't know about you, but the John Salmons trade still isn't sitting well with me. He was brought here to play defense and make the occasional shot. His defense has been alright, but he's been much too similar to the John Salmons of old in terms of soaking up offensive possessions. Is he an upgrade over what we've had the last few years? Sure, probably. But he's not much better. Outlaw has also been a relative non-factor, hitting just 2 of the 13 shots he's taken. Donté probably had the best stint out of any SF to play for us this week, which is saying something.
2. Tyreke Evans
I am not of the mind to be calling for trading Tyreke or even shopping him, but he hasn't been wowing us this year, which was supposed to be his bounceback year. He's completely healthy, and yet at times it still looks like he's playing injured. He still makes the same silly decisions, and has trouble passing on fastbreaks, and is currently suffering a bout of Shaq-itis at the line. He has so much potential in this league, but he needs to learn some new tricks and evolve as a player, because the league has largely figured him out. Defensively I've actually been mostly pleased with Tyreke, even though he has some bad habits like gambling that he still does.
3. Garcia Situation
Given how relatively poor to terrible the production has been at the Small Forward position, it's really weird that Francisco Garcia has not seen a minute of floor time yet. I'm not saying he's the solution, and maybe part of it is the fact that we know what we have there and trying to see what the new guys can do, but so far the new guys haven't been able to do much that Cisco can't do.
4. Team Attitude
Right now, listening to post-game comments from the past couple games, it does not seem like there is the greatest mood in the locker room. It does seem that Westphal may be losing his players. I do not know if this is the case, or if it's just a case of frustration setting in, but the mood is dark, and I don't like it.
The Ugly:
1. Chicken Little
There has been a lot of overreaction this week to the Kings struggles. After the loss to the New York game, I myself became very, very frustrated. But the season is still really early and there have been some extraordinary circumstances leading to this year. I am not saying that the players, the coaches, or even the front office is without fault. I'm merely saying that 4 games into such a season is not a big enough sample size to advocate making wholesale changes. If the team keeps playing this way though, then something will need to be done.
2. Transition Defense
Aside from the New York game, where it seemed like this was the one area they actually concentrated on, the Kings have been getting killed in transition, allowing the other team to get easy buckets. The bad thing about letting teams score in transition is that they have to expend less effort on the offensive end, and can spend more effort on the defensive end.
3. The New York Game
Just unacceptable. No Amar'e Stoudemire, little depth, and they blew us out at home. We are a more talented team than the Knicks who played that night. But we got our asses handed to us.
4. Ball Movement
As in there isn't any. In the short training camp and pre-season we did have, all we heard was about how much more ball movement the Kings would have this year. Instead, we're worse than ever, standing around a lot, over-dribbling, the works. We are dead last in the league on assisted baskets, because too many of our guys are trying to score on their own. The problem is not the fact that we don't have a prototypical point guard, it's that we aren't sharing the ball. Look at New York, another team without a prototypical point guard and they were moving the ball well, getting everyone involved and looking at good, open shots.
5. DeMarcus Cousins Field Goal Percentage
Just terrible. I like that DeMarcus has been taking it inside more, but for one reason or the other he just can't seem to finish. He's currently 17 of 53 (32%), with an even higher Usage rate than last year. That's appalling.
6. Free Throw Shooting
Over 4 games, the Kings have shot 61% from the line. 81 of 132 attempts. Hitting just 75% would be 19 extra points over those games. The frustrating part is that it is the guys who normally hit free throws well that are struggling. Tyreke Evans is under 50% from the line so far.
Player of the Week:
Marcus Thornton
18.8 PPG, .466 FG%, .458 3P%, 3.8 RPG, 2 APG, 1.5 STL
Marcus has had his share of faults this week as well, but he has been by far the Kings most consistent scorer and shooter. The bad part is the Kings rarely seem to run many plays for him despite this. Most of the shots Marcus makes, he's having to create on his own. As of now, Marcus Thornton is the best player on his team, and the offensive sets need to start taking advantage of that fact
Image / GIF of the Week:
by HeuristicLineup on Dec 28, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
Comment of the Week:
C-Webb used to put up some Perkins type numbers just a few years ago.
That's why he retired.
by sdfd on Dec 29, 2011 3:47 PM PST reply actions 28 recs
FanPost of the Week:
Boogie Nights: Games 1 & 2 by Donovan Jeska - This is a new weekly series I'm greatly looking forward to.
Highlight of the Week:
Caption Contest:
Last Week's Winner: andy sims
"The book is pretty good, but what I really enjoy is pointing at my penis."
Last Week's Runner-Up: Sacto_J
"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house..."
Uhh, DeMarcus, that's not...
"Shhh...DeMarcus is reading..."
This Week's Picture:
A reminder of the rules for the Caption Contest. Leave your caption in the comments below, and the most rec'd (to recommend a comment, hit action, then rec) caption wins.
This week's caption contest winner gets to shoot two free throws for the Kings the next time they make it to the line. Can't hurt.
Question of the Week:
With 2011 wrapping up, what was the Highlight of the year for you Kings wise?
For me, it had to be at the home opener, when Marcus hit the dagger, and the trickle of yellow from the stands as the Lakers fans left. That game really made me appreciate the fact that the Kings are back in Sacramento, hopefully to stay. Now I just wish they'd give me more reasons.
And Nostradumbass Prediction for Next Week:
v. New Orleans 1/1 W (This is the first likely lottery team the Kings have played all season, and if they can't bounce back from this loss to New York and take care of business at home against a team they should beat, likely without their best player in Eric Gordon, heads will roll.)
@ Memphis 1/3 L (Thus begins a crappy stretch for us, our only back-to-back-to-back of the year. Memphis is a very good team, and they match up very well with us.)
@ Denver 1/4 L (Every team we play on this b2b2b has a day of rest before playing us while we just get more progressively tired and also have to play in the Mile High city. This one could get ugly)
v Milwaukee 1/5 L (The 3rd game in a row is probably our best chance to win, funnily enough, but I think fatigue will cost us this game unfortunately. I hope to be wrong.)
Nostradumbass Record for the Season 3-1
3 recs | 42 comments
Happy New Year!
The Kings are still in Sacramento so everything is great. They have some great young pieces on which to build a contender in a couple of years, so let’s be patient. Go Kings!
Mac1 - January 1, 2012
The season so far
I’m not a Kings fan but am from Jimmer’s hometown and have been following the Kings since preseasson. I thought the Knicks were bad until I watched the Kings, wow are they bad. This is a 15 to 20 win team at best. As for jimmer he’s really struggling defensively as he always did but it’s going to get more and more unacceptable if he’s a bench player and can’t guard anyone. I still think his best shot to make it in the pros is at point guard having more free reign like he did in college. He may never get his chance to do that but selfishly I’d like to see the Kings try it. They have absolutely nothing to lose. As it presently stands now this team is terrible.
bankers hours - January 1, 2012
Happy New Year!
Highlight of the year was the Here We Stay game, although the season opener against the Lakers was the highlight of the new season.
You addressed what I think is the biggest concern at this time:
Slam_Dunk - January 1, 2012
I agree
and I might add, How the hell do you lose the team in 4 games?
ElRonToro - January 1, 2012
Caption: Tabula rasa - an opportunity for a fresh start; clean slate
Slam_Dunk - January 1, 2012
Caption:
“I can’t find the picture for the caption contest.”
andy sims - January 1, 2012
Westphal
Last season westphal preached sharing the ball this year he demanding the team share the ball. This team is VERY undisiplined, which is a reflection of the coach. Westphals coaching style may work with a vetern team but not with these young kids.
Is there a betted option? YES, JERRY SLOAN!!!!
FiveRivers - January 1, 2012 via mobile
At least two reasons that Jerry Sloan is not available:
Joe and Gavin Malinda. Even if Sloan had an interest in coaching again, there is no way that these skinflints pony up and pay out for a top tier coach.
section214 - January 1, 2012
Section214
You are right. How do you feel smart would do if he was promoted? Or would Eyen (think that’s assistants name) be good fit?
FiveRivers - January 1, 2012 via mobile
I hate change for the sake of change
…and Adelman begat Musselman, who begat Theus, who begat Natt, who begat Westphal, who begat…
The only way that you exact a change here is to bring in a coach that has the pedigree to at least go toe to toe with the players. Someone like Sloan or Jeff Van Gundy or even (gulp!) Larry Brown. The problem is, these guys are all going to cost big bucks, and the franchise still isn’t spending a nickel more than they have to.
If Westphal is losing the team, then he has to go, and his replacement really doesn’t matter, as he will just be a placeholder for the next coach, and the next coach, and the next coach…
The Kings will not return to relevance until they pay out to improve the talent at both the player and coaching level, as well as re-investing in the front office staff that has been paired back over the years. And I have no confidence that this will ever happen as long as Blow and Laughin’ Maloof own your Sacramento Kings.
section214 - January 1, 2012
S214
I agree with you as far as replacing Westphal. Replacing coaches like we have will not get the job done. Our past coaching hires attests to that. As much as I dislike Westphal, he may as well remain unless we can acquire a proven one as you mentioned above. However, as long as he remains the coach, I do not forsee any gain in wins this year. The team is completely lost. The players have their chins on the floor, morale seems low and iit seems they have no confidence in their coach….So…what to do.
Bill2 - January 1, 2012
In that case...
Bring on the Burkle.
Marcus Newton - January 1, 2012
The history lesson of the week: This week - A not so fun coincidence
December 13th 2008. At ARCO Arena, The New York Knicks v. Sacramento Being a non lockout year this was the Kings 24th game of the season.
I attended this game with Ms. bte. I had just obtained new seats a row closer than some already wonderful seats and I was excited to bring her. Needless to say, it was beyond a disappointment, it was an embarrassment. The first quarter score was 43-21 and David Lee alone outrebounded the entire Kings team. Reggie Theus was the Coach, finishing the 2007-08 season 38-44 (considered a promising but disappointing year as the Kings missed the playoffs.), After this loss, he returned to HangTime within a month. Helloooo Kenny Natt.
betweentheeyes - January 1, 2012
At least the Lakers beat the Jazz on the third b2b2b while the Jazz had rest. I know it’s just the Jazz but it’s something.
wallywagon11 - January 1, 2012
Bright side
Looks like we’ll be retaining our draft pick for at least a year. Suck it, Cleveland!
section214 - January 1, 2012
Caption: Against the Lakers, the theme for the Kings was a blackout. Since then, it has been a whiteout
betweentheeyes - January 1, 2012
why can't PW just steal the triangle offense??
Imagine DMC on the block passing to a cutting reke to the hoop for a dunk. Or passing out to Jimmer or Thornton for open corner 3’s?
rekehavoc13jimmer7 - January 1, 2012 via iPhone app
He can't, its patented.
Slam_Dunk - January 1, 2012
that is the truth. Same goes for Coachie's Princeton and with Jerry Sloan retired there is a rumor he applied for The Pick and Roll.
All that is left is the ISO and the 1-4 flat. It is not Coach Westphal’s fault.
betweentheeyes - January 1, 2012
Somehow, Nuclear Winter
This first ten games of this young season has this young Kings team (the team that won 24 games last season and tied for 5th worst record in the NBA last season) are playing 9 playoff teams from last season, only Milwaukee on January 5th failed to make reach the post season in 2011, and the Kings play them at the end of their only back to back to back.
Somehow this team, with equivalent talent but one year older, has gone 1-3 in their first four games.
Somehow, this team is expected to be 4-0, 3-1 or 2-2. But they have not.
Somehow, with the lowest payroll in the League, with no All-Stars, this team, playing at home for three of those four games should be winning more games.
Somehow, it is Coach Westphal’s fault that these young players are not more mature.
Somehow, Tyreke Evans is a lost cause.
Somehow, DeMarcus Cousins, who is averaging a double double, is underachieving and hired Rasheed Wallace as his public relations speechwriter.
Somehow, the playoffs are already out of reach.
Somehow, a replacement coach, any replacement coach can do better in motivating this team.
Somehow, I just don’t see it.
betweentheeyes - January 1, 2012
You can't see it through the blizzard.
Slam_Dunk - January 1, 2012
...and it´s gonna be a long one this time arond!
rubenho - January 1, 2012
or hire Jeff van gundy
And run Cousins and Tyreke in the pick n roll all night. And Jimmer Hickson off the bench in the pick n roll
rekehavoc13jimmer7 - January 1, 2012 via iPhone app
Caption
This weeks picture must be of a Kings assist, because I don’t see any!
Dirkula - January 1, 2012
Theory
Last night the Kings wanted to practice their transition D so much that they purposefully missed all their shots so they would have ample opportunities to “get back”
prowseinthehouse - January 1, 2012
So much going on...
quite a dramatic 1 and 3 start. Probably tough for everyone associated with the Kings to wake up today and go about their business. Looking for someone who can be trusted and leaned on….from the owners, to the coaches, to the players…Keith Smart is the only guy that comes to mind.
Kingstime - January 1, 2012
Give him another month or so to get to know him better
and then you can blame him too
betweentheeyes - January 1, 2012
Caption:
This week’s picture, much like the Kings, did not show up.
tomroadrunner - January 1, 2012
Let´s focus on the bright spot
somebody must have pointed out out that all the undisciplined gambling for steals leads to lots of uncontested dunks. Yeah us!
Seriously though, isn´t it a little early in the season to freak out?
rubenho - January 1, 2012
No!
Bill2 - January 1, 2012
I'd like to go on record as thinking this start is actually in our favor in some ways
Primarily as a crisis like this so early in the season should (hopefully) lead to a good deal of soul-searching and provides an excellent opportunity for the players to hold a players-only meeting and decide for themselves who they want this team to be. If it continues like this, we’ll win about 20 games, and that’s disappointing on a level I have yet to come to terms with. One of my favorite things so far has been watching Chuck Hayes as a steadying, veteran presence who knows how this game works and can hopefully impart some wisdom to our prodigal princes.
This team can become very good, and maybe even great, with direction and guidance. Here’s hoping 2012 is the start of a learning curve. Rise the hot hands.
sj60615 - January 1, 2012
Sorry about the caption contest guys
It was late when I wrote this, and I had a brainfart. I’ll add a picture when I can.
Aykis16 - January 1, 2012 via Android app
Caption
Just like when the Kings are asked what is wrong with their offensive, the caption contest has gone blank.
thewaterispoison - January 1, 2012 via mobile
caption contest should be up now
sorry again.
Aykis16 - January 1, 2012 via Android app
cRaption:
“Harrellson marvels at DeMarcus’ incredible leaping ability.”
tomroadrunner - January 1, 2012
Caption
“Coach told me to do this.”
section214 - January 1, 2012
Caption
No words needed:
Bill2 - January 1, 2012
Caption:
“What, offense?”
M_Shady - January 1, 2012
Caption: DMC executes a flawless pirouette, showing off for his former Kentucky teammate.
Wonderchild - January 1, 2012
Caption
DMC Realises the truth…
There is no spoon.
Rickyflip - January 1, 2012 via mobile
Caption
Demarcus: I told you to get your ass in the basket. Now you must feel the wrath of the Back Hand Pimp Slap Biatch. All hail the of rise of the hot hand.
Harrelson: OOHEEE I wish I was that ball, And demarcus wherever did u get that manicure.
tonyfrmnatomas - January 1, 2012
Caption: "This is the worst caption contest pic evar, so I'm just going to throw this thing up there.
On a side note, I’m running out of excuses for just throwing this thing up there."
Kfan in Korea - January 2, 2012
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