The Basketball Jones commissioned Leigh Ellis to ask NBA players what food they bring to Super Bowl parties. J.J. Hickson keeps it American with hot dogs and chips. Donte Greene goes a bit more ... California.
I'm trying to get an invite to Nicolas Batum's party, though ...
How about some Kings-themed Super Bowl party dishes? John Salmons Roulette, anyone?
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Kings Platter
Jimmer Croquettes: They’re so-so, but everyone at the party raves about them.
Ground Chuck, Shoulder Cut: Tasty, but it keeps popping off the plate. This dish has been approved by the Kings medical staff…twice!
Salmons Puffs: Takes 24 seconds to eat, induces excessive dribbling.
Tyreke Tips: NaAppetizer, NaEntree, NaDessert – No one knows exactly what it is.
DeMarcus Poppers: Packed with attitude, best when dipped in Smart sauce (avoid the Westphal dip at all costs).
IT Tenders: For the kiddies.
MT23 Snickerdoodles: You just can’t pass on these – you just can’t pass!
section214 - January 31, 2012
Cisco's Wings
Try not to choke on the bone(head move) – there’s always at least one!
#12Pick...who? - January 31, 2012
JJ's Out of Bounds Turnovers:
Use both hands – they’re slippery devils!
section214 - January 31, 2012
From Super Bowls past:
K9 caviar – The host spent a bunch of money providing this, but it just looks so unappetizing and nobody wants to eat it.
Yeti Yogurt – You won’t expect how good this is.
Shareef Abdur-Raham – This ham used to be really quite good, but it’s been aging for far too long.
Brad’s Brownies – They’ll leave you hungry for more! And more… and dude… so good uncontrollable giggling
Aykis16 - January 31, 2012
Sac Kings Dance Team Champagne
Yes, I’m just trying to get all the old favorite pics posted in this thread now…
#12Pick...who? - January 31, 2012
Don't forget with the SAR Ham
It’s great for the first hour of your party, but goes bad for the last four.
SPTSJUNKIE - January 31, 2012
Rec'd for the cringe-inducing "Yeti Yogurt"
Justin Williams 3-Way Dip: It’s like a party for your mouth, and everybody’s
bound and gaggedinvited!section214 - January 31, 2012
Imagine Ike Diogu's Dip if that's the case!
Cue the spa pic that never gets old in 3…2…1…
#12Pick...who? - January 31, 2012
Mmm,
Vat-tastic.
section214 - January 31, 2012
I have three "auto-recs"
This picture, Christie-Fox, and Katie (yes, you know which one).
otis29 - January 31, 2012
LOL
caseycheesecake - January 31, 2012
Widowwolf - February 1, 2012
Whiteside Wings
You’ll never know how good they really are.
section214 - January 31, 2012
Damn, I need some of this for my Super Bowl party
And when is the NFL going to smarten up and move the game to Saturday? I’m tired already thinking about how I’ll feel on Monday.
otis29 - January 31, 2012
I'm thinking:
John Salmons: Cheese Bricks & Apple Turnovers
IT: Short ribs and baby carrots
Evans: Jello shots – sadly, only 1 out of every 4 work
JT: Wine that’s become palatable, though not great, with age
Jimmer: Virgin, sugar free Margaritas
Thronton: Non Kosher foods, he clearly doesn’t honor Passover
Keith Smart: Pepto Bismal & Tums
Maloofs: Paint chips
Grant: Peaches.
Jerry: Caviar, lobster and champagne from all that sweet, sweet VSP money
SPTSJUNKIE - January 31, 2012
I think I'll pass on John Salmons' Super Bowl Party
I bet it’s similar to the Alice Cooper after-party from Wayne’s World.
otis29 - January 31, 2012
And of course...
section214 - January 31, 2012
Donte's Inferno
Donte has the interesting challenge of coming up with complimentary foods from his time in both Syracuse and Sacramento…good luck with that.
Pass the salt potato-avacado casserole!
RJinFairOaks - January 31, 2012
Don't forget Baltimore
Mmm…pass the murder!
#12Pick...who? - January 31, 2012
We can make it a salt potato-avacado crabcake
Actually, this is sounding better and better…
RJinFairOaks - January 31, 2012
Donte Greene Bean Casserole.
Tom Ziller - January 31, 2012
It's great in small portions, but it lacks consistency
section214 - January 31, 2012
Travis Outlaw burger
Once it touches your hands, you’ll be shooting like an Outlaw.
Anton - January 31, 2012
"It's a crime how badly you'll play!"
Aykis16 - January 31, 2012
Tyler Honey(cutt) BBQ Sauce
Great for dunking!
thewaterispoison - January 31, 2012
John Salmons Roulette would go great with Dollar Tree Vodka
…because we all know that anything that has to do with John Salmons always ends up with a bad shot.
clicc916 - January 31, 2012 via mobile
Then there's the Pooh Pooh platter
That guy leaves it all over the floor.
hozr - February 1, 2012
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