Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and as such, Sactown Royalty has prepared some Kings-themed Valentine's Day cards for you to print out and hand to your loved ones! Enjoy.
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Hahaha. So full of Lin
Second I saw this I wanted to make one for Evans with the Thornton line.
But the Westphal & Whiteside ones had me rolling. I know these took time, but well done and Rec’d.
Peja Stojakovic lay stretched out on the loveseat in his fashionable Natomas townhouse, with a glass of single malt whisky balanced on the rippled wall of his stomach and his eyes gazing at everything yet nothing while turned towards the ceiling.
I wept soulfully in the background, filling the room with a tragic aria that thoroughly suited both his and my mood. For beside him, tossed down on the cocktail table like a Grant Napear insult, lay the letter he knew he should not have opened because it was not the first piece of poison he had received over the last few heart wrenching weeks.
The bearded line of his mouth gave a twitch of contempt at his own lack of willpower. If he’d utilized a fraction of the tough mental strength he was known for out there in the European world, he would have binned the letter unopened with the dismissive disdain it deserved.
He had discovered, however, that physical strength and mental strength and emotional strength were three separate disciplines, especially when applied to me, his hot-tempered, infuriatingly independent, sensationally sexy dark-haired vixen of a beat reporter. His beat reporter.
He took a slug of the whisky. "Indiana? What is there for us in Indiana? Why, Ailene? Why does it have to be Chris Webber or me?"
Damn Chris Webber, I thought, as I gently stroked the thick hair on Peja’s muscular and toned forearms. Damn the Maloof’s, too. And Geoff Petrie. And Marty MacNeal. Damn them all. Damn them all to the furthest reaches of hell.
“I love you like I love the Grateful Dead. Wait, what? You’ve never experienced the brilliance, the joyous, beautiful sensory explosion that is the Grateful Dead? Allow me to explain them to you using quantum physics as a comparison. Uh, wait, what was I talking about? And for the love of all that’s holy, quit bogarting that doobie.”
Hahaha. So full of Lin
Second I saw this I wanted to make one for Evans with the Thornton line.
But the Westphal & Whiteside ones had me rolling. I know these took time, but well done and Rec’d.
SPTSJUNKIE - February 13, 2012
This. Is. Awesome.
kwlarson - February 13, 2012
Awesome.
bench_blob - February 13, 2012
oooooh YEAAAAAH
Needed this one today.
Great to see “boy crackie” as me and my friends used to call him at the top of the list!
TheFifthMookie - February 13, 2012
Wow Aykis
This is brilliant. Well done old chap
iashwash - February 13, 2012
My feelings for you
are deeper than my range.
section214 - February 13, 2012
I was going to ask you to be my #1,
but I traded it for J.J. Hickson.
section214 - February 13, 2012
Sorry that we couldn't afford a card,
but please accept this coupon for two free Jack in the Box tacos when you purchase a large fountain drink.
section214 - February 13, 2012
Brilliant!!!!
SayWhat? - February 13, 2012
Happy Arbor Day!
section214 - February 13, 2012
You make this coach "Fuller" on Valentine's Day
section214 - February 13, 2012
Happy Valentine's Day...
Idiots.
section214 - February 13, 2012
These are all awesome but this one is my favorite
Although you could have added “You people”
kangsfan - February 13, 2012
"Oh Boy!"
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
The Crown Royal Gentleman - February 13, 2012
Turn the sprinkler system on...
cuz Section is on FIRE!!!
Boogie Knight - February 13, 2012
I’m crazy
for you, Valentine.section214 - February 13, 2012
Let's be more than chest friends
this Valentine’s Day.
section214 - February 13, 2012
Whiteside, Westphal, Cisco and MWP are my favorites
You are brilliant, Aykis. B-r-i-l-l-i-a-n-t-!
section214 - February 13, 2012
On Valentine's Day,
no one forgets the Yeti.
section214 - February 13, 2012
The Brockness love is too powerful for Yeti
49er16 - February 13, 2012
Aw...
We still love you Beno.
Slam_Dunk - February 13, 2012
Miss him!
Josh L - February 13, 2012
Even Shaun White loves Beno
The Crown Royal Gentleman - February 13, 2012
It looks like Bill Walton in a Beno costume
wallywagon11 - February 13, 2012
Is Shaun White pinching Yeti-nipple???
Boogie Knight - February 13, 2012
Bravo
49er16 - February 13, 2012
"I didn't catch your love or anything else thrown at me."
49er16 - February 13, 2012
AAAAAANNNND ONE!
TheFifthMookie - February 13, 2012
[two hands, three fingers extended from each]
Thanks for the memories, Mikki…somehow, your demeanor made those seasons more bearable.
RJinFairOaks - February 13, 2012
Unfortunately his play didn't
I did appreciate his effort though
raiderking21 - February 13, 2012
Agree 100%
RJinFairOaks - February 13, 2012
I
woof you!
section214 - February 13, 2012
"You can come to my doghouse anytime you like which is everyday when I was with the Kings."
49er16 - February 13, 2012
So Good
Well done…
chenp22 - February 13, 2012
Still trying to figure out which one my wife will like the best
They are all so nicely done
Bluejohn - February 13, 2012
My favourite
chenp22 - February 13, 2012
My wife will laugh anyway.
chenp22 - February 13, 2012
This one is in the top 3, no doubt
Outstanding work Aykis
kangsfan - February 13, 2012
yeah this is my fave too
my fiance will not understand this though. she hates fish too
mtmoore55 - February 13, 2012
These are amazing. So, this is where you have been hiding out. Making Valentine Cards.
Slam_Dunk - February 13, 2012
This deserves a hug and A Kis
Slam_Dunk - February 13, 2012
This is genius
And had me cracking up within seconds. I can’t possibly pick a favorite. So, so good. Well done.
Christina_J - February 13, 2012
Crap! I just spent $5 for a card at CVS
that doesn’t express how I truly feel better than PW.
Crocoduck - February 13, 2012
Valentine's Day Lament
Peja Stojakovic lay stretched out on the loveseat in his fashionable Natomas townhouse, with a glass of single malt whisky balanced on the rippled wall of his stomach and his eyes gazing at everything yet nothing while turned towards the ceiling.
I wept soulfully in the background, filling the room with a tragic aria that thoroughly suited both his and my mood. For beside him, tossed down on the cocktail table like a Grant Napear insult, lay the letter he knew he should not have opened because it was not the first piece of poison he had received over the last few heart wrenching weeks.
The bearded line of his mouth gave a twitch of contempt at his own lack of willpower. If he’d utilized a fraction of the tough mental strength he was known for out there in the European world, he would have binned the letter unopened with the dismissive disdain it deserved.
He had discovered, however, that physical strength and mental strength and emotional strength were three separate disciplines, especially when applied to me, his hot-tempered, infuriatingly independent, sensationally sexy dark-haired vixen of a beat reporter. His beat reporter.
He took a slug of the whisky. "Indiana? What is there for us in Indiana? Why, Ailene? Why does it have to be Chris Webber or me?"
Damn Chris Webber, I thought, as I gently stroked the thick hair on Peja’s muscular and toned forearms. Damn the Maloof’s, too. And Geoff Petrie. And Marty MacNeal. Damn them all. Damn them all to the furthest reaches of hell.
section214 - February 13, 2012
I'm here for you Baby.
Slam_Dunk - February 13, 2012
Gold, GOLD I tell ya!
Green’d
BPaoliano - February 13, 2012
soooo creepy
Shizzo - February 14, 2012
Well done
Some funny stuff!
Critical Roach - February 13, 2012
lol excellent
bluexfalcon - February 13, 2012
Epic post
CoolFinity - February 13, 2012
Awesome!!
edm7 - February 13, 2012
YES
Josh L - February 13, 2012
Amazing Aykis
moproblemz - February 13, 2012
so this is what girls want...
morecasspi - February 13, 2012
Lol omg I was laughing so hard at these
Especially the westphal one!!!! Man it never gets old.
CousinsEvansDUO - February 13, 2012
My love for you is the best love that has ever existed in the history of love. It cannot be surpassed.
betweentheeyes - February 13, 2012
Throw me down Big Man
betweentheeyes - February 13, 2012
I LOVE Jack in the Box!
diehardkingsfan5 - February 13, 2012
“I love you like I love the Grateful Dead. Wait, what? You’ve never experienced the brilliance, the joyous, beautiful sensory explosion that is the Grateful Dead? Allow me to explain them to you using quantum physics as a comparison. Uh, wait, what was I talking about? And for the love of all that’s holy, quit bogarting that doobie.”
Olde Greg - February 13, 2012 via mobile
It's Valentine's Day and I want to show you my love, and I know just what to do to put a smile on your face.
Let me give you a hint: Do you know my hometown?
betweentheeyes - February 13, 2012
You are a cunning linguist
Rec’d
section214 - February 13, 2012
I'm sorry.
The rules clearly state that you may not use the same joke twice in a two week period unless :
a. The joke is at the expense of Grant Napear, Ron Artest, Ailene Voisin, or Bill Walton,
It was in response to Cowboyron or Jimmered,c. Nobody saw it the first time, or
d. You’re a site-mod.
Oh. D.
LeaguePassAddict - February 14, 2012
Aaaand no clue why it formatted item b in that way.
Strange.
LeaguePassAddict - February 14, 2012
This is completely different
The last time I was the cunning linguist. :)
section214 - February 14, 2012
That's nasty:)
Slam_Dunk - February 13, 2012
Tell me, tell the world, your decision
Will you be my Valentine?
betweentheeyes - February 13, 2012
And then you open the card
and it asks why you bet on baseball.
section214 - February 13, 2012
wow, mind meld
RJinFairOaks - February 13, 2012
it must be the age of photo
it matches up so well with the timing of that moment.
RJinFairOaks - February 13, 2012
Bravo!
This has made my Valentine day! Hope the wife likes the card I made her!
ibon - February 13, 2012
One day we can make love in the dark corners of this building.
jveezy - February 13, 2012
FIRST
RJinFairOaks - February 13, 2012
the J.J. one had me dying, World Peace was dunny too.
Good job !
WE NEED A DEFENSIVE MINDED CENTER - February 13, 2012 via mobile
Great job. Lots of laughs and very clever.
Bill2 - February 13, 2012
On Valentine's Day let's ESC together
and erect a monument to our love
betweentheeyes - February 13, 2012
Wow
Sheedy’d.
section214 - February 14, 2012
Violate me like that this Valentines Day
Rickyflip - February 14, 2012
Ike Loves You
All of you.
Rickyflip - February 14, 2012
Auto-rec
section214 - February 14, 2012
Happy Valentines Day, Gary
Nickcarmondog - February 14, 2012
Happy Valentines Day, Baby....
Nickcarmondog - February 14, 2012
...are you up for a little forehead?
section214 - February 14, 2012
I swear I saw him in a Simpsons episode.
+1 for whoever gets the reference.
Shizzo - February 14, 2012
section214 - February 14, 2012
section215 it is!
Shizzo - February 14, 2012
My hunger never stops
for your love. Happy Valentine’s Day
betweentheeyes - February 14, 2012
I
U.
section214 - February 14, 2012
<3 -ed
betweentheeyes - February 14, 2012
well done
Shizzo - February 14, 2012
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